This ring is a stylish and effective way to declare your undying love, your longsuffering commitment or simply sport a glorious ring while rewiring your solar chain saw, rescuing kittens from concertina wire, doing Murphs at CrossFit, singing "Staying Alive" for two straight hours of chest compressions or draining a pint, then wiping the froth from your ironic mustache with the back of your ringed hand at the pub. Wherever you may be, this historically designed silicon band will turn heads and your social cred will be legendary. Available in all regular sizes and several chemically-induced colors, get a ring or two and step out on the town. People will see your stylish, sophisticated and yet humbly understated VentuRing and want to know how they could be half as interesting as you and your ergonomically superior VentuRing! Help them to make something of their life by using the little flecks of gold from their current ring left behind on the dumbells at the gym. These can be repurposed into a resonating laser that cures seasonal depression in the endangered tufted barn owl. Made of non-conductive, hypoallergenic, industrial strength silicon-this ring will not arc off the battery of your Abrams tank and will lovingly caress your finger when you are hanging one handed from the Burj Dubai, taking the most epic selfie, just before you casually glide away in your wingsuit to land for mimosas and brunch.
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