⚓ Dress Like a Captain, Feel Like a Legend!
This Men's Captain Costume T-Shirt combines 90% polyester and 10% spandex for a comfortable fit, designed to mimic a captain's uniform while being washer and dryer safe. Perfect for casual wear or themed events, it promises durability and satisfaction.
S**S
Excellent Product
This Captain T-shirt was ideal for our Hawaiian tiki party - cruise theme. The shirt was made with high quality materials. I ordered an XL for our maintenance guy at the nursing home. He was a hit with the seniors!
J**S
Great purchase!!
I love this shirt!! I ordered one for my Halloween party to be a captain... Lol!! The fit is nice, and the design and quality is excellent!! You won't be disappointed...
B**N
NOT BREATHABLE! ! ! !
The shirt was great nevertheless, but it just wasn't breathable with air flow. I took this to a music festival and just started sweating insanely. (During the day at a camping music festival) My front and back felt like as if it was in a sauna and just kept sweating. Had to constantly tug back and forth the front of the shirt to get some type of air flow in.
S**E
Everyone salutes me now
High quality shirt
S**S
Every man must own this shirt.
I bought this shirt to play battleshots with my girlfriend and then later to accompany her to lake powell on a house boat. Needless to say it was the most epic trip of my life. This shirt played a significant role in this.It simply is the perfect shirt for the man who:-drives the boat-takes life by the horns-is confident and self assured-knows when to hold, knows when to fold-is a leader, not a boss-can be both a captain and a confidant-is a party waiting to happen-has a flair and spirit for occasional theatricsEverything that is good and fun is embodied by this shirt. However this commitment is not to be taken lightly. Anyone attempting to dawn this uniform must honor it justly by accompanying it with the proper captain's hat and sunglasses. This trinitarian swagger-combo is guaranteed to have any population of watercraft-dwelling spring-breakers to be gazing in your direction simultaneously out of envy, respect, and wishing for your leadership and overall success in life. All parties will be forced to acknowledge your presence as you approach their deck as the commanding officer. Other parties will recognize your stature and prestige from afar as your vessel passes. I specifically heard a woman shout "oh my goodness they have a captain!!" from nearly 75 meters away as she saw me steering the boat from the top deck. Yes, that part is true. No amount of bud light will shield them from the power of this shirt to demand people's very best. They will see you as you wish to be seen, and will look at you with an eternal reassurance irresistibly in your favor.This purchase was not only necessary for my own well-being, but for the progression of humanity as a whole. Be your own captain. Change the world.
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