Rectal Rocket Fuel 147ml

Great joke present

I bought this as a Christmas gift for a friend who loves his hot and spicy food I thought this would be a good laugh and he has told me that its nice and also has a kick to as well.

This is seriously hot! I love it on my kebabs, just a few drops here and there. But, last week i had half the bottle and felt like i was entering the sixth circle of hell (the cover picture was me). I collapsed to the floor wailing in untold pain, seeing in a blurred vision. My liver felt like jelly and my lungs like two smoking hot gas chambers. I was vomitting green sick, my tongue felt like i'd licked the sun, i felt like i had an atom bomb dropped into my stomach and i was on the toilet for 2 whole days (my neighbours said they could hear me scream from the agony of trying to excrite). DO NOT DO WHAT I DID!!! But use in moderation and it's great.