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Humanity + Unlucky

Product ID: 495181747

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Brand
MISS FORTUNES
Flavor
Vanilla
Number of Items
24
Occasion
Birthday Day
Unit Count
7.8 Ounce

🌈2-pack with red & green cookies

🌱100% vegan & individually wrapped

🌶️24 hilariously twisted fortunes

Description

🎉 Crack open chaos with every bite — fortune never tasted this fun!

DOUBLE THE MISCHIEF - Two vibrant packs—red and green—bundle 24 cookies for twice the dark humor and party fun.
VEGAN CLEAN SNACKING - 100% plant-based, allergen-conscious treats that keep your conscience as clear as your humor.
THE ULTIMATE ICEBREAKER - Kickstart any gathering with edgy, conversation-sparking fortunes that guarantee laughs and memorable moments.
SINFULLY SWEET WICKEDLY FUNNY - Each cookie delivers a salty, irreverent fortune that flips traditional predictions on their head.
INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED FOR FRESHNESS - Perfectly sealed cookies ensure every bite is crisp and every fortune stays a surprise.

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies Two-Pack features 24 vegan, individually wrapped cookies in red and green, each containing professionally written, darkly humorous fortunes. Perfect for parties or gifts, these vanilla-flavored cookies combine classic crunch with irreverent, salty messages that entertain and provoke laughter without sugarcoating your fate.

Specifications

ASIN	B0BNWC2H4N
ASIN	B0BNWC2H4N
Age Range Description	18+
Allergen Information	Wheat
Best Sellers Rank	#33,717 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies
Brand Name	MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Color	Humanity + Unlucky
Cookie Type	Fortune Cookie
Cuisine	Chinese cuisine
Customer Reviews	4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars (447)
Diet Type	Vegan
Flavor	Vanilla
Item Dimensions	4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches
Item Firmness Description	Firm
Item Form	Cookie
Item Package Weight	0.28 kg
Item Type Name	Funny Fortune Cookies
Item Weight	7.8 ounces
Manufacturer	Miss Fortunes
Manufacturer	Miss Fortunes
Number of Items	24
Number of Packs	2
Number of Pieces	24
Occasion	Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party
Package Type Name	Carton
Product Benefits	Provides hilarious and irreverent fortune messages for entertainment
Product Dimensions	4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches; 7.8 ounces
Set Name	Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen
Size	12 count (Pack of 2)
Specialty	Vegan
Unit Count	7.8 Ounce
Units	7.8 Ounce

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