Tabs Chocolate Squares for Couples (2 Boxes) - Dark Chocolate Bar to Improve Mood - Vegetarian, Gluten-Free for Men & Women

First of all, I was very excited to try out this product to see what difference it had on my boyfriend and I. We were both very intrigued by the hype over this chocolate. We had somewhat of high expectations.For starters, the chocolate was $40 plus tax for 3 pieces that are supposed to be split between you and your partner. So roughly, $13 a pop. That is SO expensive!The box was nice and high quality but that is not what we came here to review. When it arrived in the mail, the chocolate was melted and the ice pack wasn’t even the slightest bit cold due to the warm Vegas weather. Thankfully, the pieces of chocolate came in little wrappers so it didn’t get everywhere.Taking it immediately out of the fridge, my partner and I split a piece (or what looked like two halves of the deformed piece of chocolate). The initial taste wasn’t bad. It just tasted like regular dark chocolate with a bit of something like a grit texture. It wasn’t very smooth chocolate. But the aftertaste! Whole different ballgame. We swished our mouths with water and lemonades, even had a cookie or two trying to get the aftertaste out of our mouths. It. Was. TERRIBLE! And the we waited… and waited… and waited… for something, anything to happen or feel different. Nothing changed. We waited hours for this stuff to kick in and we felt nothing different. We ended up just watching YouTube and having a game night. We will never be buying these chocolates again! Terrible taste. Terrible price. Terrible decision. Do not make the same mistake I did.

Alright, imagine this: You're sitting in your dimly lit bedroom, wearing your snazziest robe, and you're feeling adventurous. You've got this sex chocolate bar in your hand, and the anticipation is building. You take a bite, and boom! It's like a chocolatey lightning bolt surging through your senses.Let me tell ya, this stuff is not your grandma's cocoa. It's like Willy Wonka took a trip to the red-light district and came back with a naughty secret recipe. Forget about just melting in your mouth; this chocolate makes you melt all over.I'll be honest, I was a little skeptical at first. I mean, chocolate and sex? What could possibly go wrong? But let me assure you, it's like a comedy duo that just clicked. They say laughter is the best aphrodisiac, but let me tell you, this sex chocolate gives laughter a run for its money.The packaging alone is enough to make you blush. It's like a hidden treasure wrapped in a silky, seductive cloak. You feel like you're about to embark on an adventure, like Indiana Jones searching for the Holy Grail of cocoa delights. And when you finally open it, it's like a chorus of angels singing a heavenly melody. Except these angels have a naughty sense of humor.Now, the taste. Oh boy, the taste. It's like a chocolate symphony playing all the right notes. It's smooth, rich, and velvety, just like that deep voice you'd hear in a romantic comedy narrating your love life. Every bite is a rollercoaster of pleasure, with flavors that'll make your taste buds tango like they're on a date with Ryan Gosling.But here's the real kicker: It's not just about the chocolate itself. This bar is like a comedy show in your mouth. It's got these little surprises hidden inside, like popping candy that'll make your tongue do a stand-up routine. I couldn't stop laughing while savoring each bite. It's like the chocolate itself has a sense of humor and knows how to tickle your funny bone.Now, a word of caution: This sex chocolate is not for the faint of heart or the weak of laughter. If you're easily embarrassed or have a serious case of the giggles, you might want to stick to the regular stuff. But if you're up for an adventure that'll leave you in stitches and bliss, then grab a bar of this bad boy and let the laughter and pleasure commence!So there you have it, folks! This sex chocolate bar is like a comedy club in your mouth, serving up hilariously delicious treats. It's chocolate that'll make you scream with laughter and pleasure at the same time. Grab a bar, enjoy the ride, and remember to keep it funny, folks!

I know what you're thinking, why would I give that as the title to a review and the answer is pretty simple... This might actually work for those of us who don't already have a strong libido. To put it simply I have to give it a low rating not necessarily because it was a terrible product per se, but simply because it just didn't work on me. I literally ate one and a half pieces of this chocolate and got absolutely nothing out of it except for eating some expensive chocolate 🫤. Now am I saying for certain that it doesn't work at all? No. It's like I said you really need to surmise what your libido is capable of on its own and if it is capable of being "bolstered". At the time of writing this Valentine's Day has come and gone. Believe it or not I was going to use it way before Valentine's Day and unfortunately like I said nothing came of it. I was able to put on a good show regardless **please hold your applause** but I was hoping to have that extra oomph if you will to help really express my enjoyment of my partner's company. Nevertheless, we're all trying to put on a good show for somebody at some point. Maybe this will work for you, maybe it won't, but as the old saying goes, "take it with a grain of salt". Although to be fair, I took mine with two shots of Hennessy🫗