Colonel Conk Model 118 Moustache Wax

Luvs to make handle bars on his mustache.

This wax goes on pretty smoothly- you hardly need to warm it up like some waxes. However, it doesn't hold too tightly. I'd be looking for something stronger if I want to continue with my moustachioed look.

I was drawn to this product by the steampunky nature of the name and image. I've tried others, but keep coming back to Colonel Conk. The mustache wax you prefer will be a highly individual choice. This stuff is easy to apply and I don't put so much on that it makes my Van Dyke look greasy. Every guy's beard and stache is different, so you're just going to have to try a few and settle on the one you like. For me, this is the one. Maybe this makes me a thief, but I eat General Tso's chicken, and use Colonel Ichabod Conk's moustache wax. I guess it's okay so long as they don't catch me at it.

I don't think the wax ever dried.

Didn't keep moustache firm

I have a relatively straight forward, modest moustache. I use a CPAP machine, and unfortunately the mask wreaks havoc with my moustache. All I need is a wax that will simple realign my moustache hairs and keep them straight. I like Colonel Conk’s because it’s soft, easy to apply, and has enough firmness to straighten and hold wayward moustache hairs. I really don’t like the firm, or pasty waxes. They’re more difficult to apply and I don’t make any attempts to sculpture my moustache into something Michelangelo would be proud of.

The Colonel Monk Mustache wax may create a nice scented and soft tasche, but does NOTHING mustache wax is supposed to do. The product makes the mustache soft and coats each hair, making it impossible to train the hairs. It offers neagtive hold stiffness. Ive tried it four times, I cant even use regular hair gel while it is on. You literally have to wash it off completely, and then use other products to get your handlebars to twist or hold a shape.This stuff is the opposite of mustache wax! Waste of Money.

Before this, the other villains laughed at me as I attempted to twirl my moustache while tying the damsel to the railroad tracks... No more! With Colonel Conk, my twirling has reached new heights and now I'm the envy of the other evil moneylenders everywhere. Now if only I could evade that cursed Dudley...