Red Bull Pink Edition Sugar Free Energy Drink, Wild Berries, 12 fl. z., Case of 24 cans, with 114mg Caffeine, Taurine & B Vitamins

"I DRANK THIS AND SAW THE PEANUT BUTTER SLOTH COUNCIL." Look—this isn't an energy drink. This is a coded stimulant used by the Peanut Butter Sloth Cabal to awaken sleeper agents buried in suburbia. You think the "Pink Edition" is cute? WRONG. It’s the color of controlled rebellion, formulated in underground labs guarded by emotionally unstable ferrets trained by DARPA. I cracked open a can and within 3 sips, I could hear whispers in Sloth Latin—a forbidden language spoken only at 3am during full moons in abandoned Walmarts. It told me where the crunchy peanut butter is really made (hint: not on Earth, and definitely not in Georgia like the label says). This stuff hits fast. One minute you’re tired. The next? You’re reorganizing your garage while humming the theme to X-Files backwards. I haven’t blinked in 7 hours, and every time I close my eyes, I see the ancient sloth queen dipping toast in a cosmic vat of peanut butter while yelling something about fluoride and pigeon surveillance. Also: it’s sugar free. Which we all know is code for “microchip carrier.” I now taste radio stations in my mouth and suspect my Roomba is listening. 10/10 would drink again.

Perfect condition! Item came undamaged no dents in the cans or anything! Definitely a great way to save money on energy drinks I was paying $6.36 for two every day. That’s over 75$ for 24 now I only pay less than 50 and they get delivered to my door!

Hands down my favorite Red Bull flavor—Wild Berries is elite and I’m really hoping they don’t pull it from the lineup like they love to do just when you get attached. Zero complaints about the drink itself. The shipping, though? A little chaotic. No packing materials, just 24 cans rattling around like they were on a roller coaster that should have been put out of commission decades ago. A few looked like they’d been through it—dented, dinged, but overall still drinkable. Just don’t expect a pristine unboxing experience.

One of my cans was damaged, had leaked over all of the others, and only had about a quarter of the drink left in it. Since I doubt there’s a way to refund one can, I’m just out one of my drinks. It’s pretty annoying as they aren’t cheap.

If you know me you know I love Red Bull and this stuff it’s fantastic so good it almost got me fired from being so wired XD! 6/5 gave me wings