Glen Dochus Export Blend Non Alcoholic Scotch Whisky, 0.0% ABV, 700ml

It’s a noble idea, but it tastes utterly rank. You take the lid off, like a true connoisseur you give it a smell, immediately you know that it’s not proper whiskey, but you shouldn’t be surprised by that, you bought it like that so don’t get your hopes up. Aaanyways. Sadly the taste test. And oh my flipping Jesus! I’m not saying it because it’s none alcoholic, but genuinely the first taste is the most disgusting taste I’ve ever tasted. And I’ve tasted coolant fluid to check that’s exactly what it was. But the first taste was like a soap with added nastiness! I may have not seen it, but products like this should have taster bottles, it’s a sad sad waste of money. If you’re buying it because your alcoholically conscious…water is better. The lingering smell is of old bananas too.

Bought under the pretext of a similar taste to Whiskey but doesn’t taste at all like Whiskey. Sadly tastes entirely synthetic.

Tasts like maple syrup and burnt wood

Taste like medicine

A lot of money for a nice bottle, the cap was damaged and stains in the threads, maybe that’s why the taste is off, certainly not a scotch taste. Would it even taste like scotch otherwise???

This stuff is awful from smell to taste. Sickening. Tried it straight and with water. Sickening. Nothing like Scotch at all! What disappointment. I'm glad Amazon gave me my money back.

Taste is a subjective thing; I will not attempt to describe the flavor profile of the product other than to indicate that it does indeed taste like a scotch. Instead, I'll speak as a person who loves all aspects of whiskey-- both the flavor and the burn-- but who had to abandon alcohol for my health. My expectations for this product were low. I love whiskey immensely, and I once even took pride in such things like an ability to roughly estimate the mash bill of a whiskey after a few sips. But this product has no mash bill. It is not a whiskey. It's an imitation. With this is mind, I ask only for an approximation. Something to remind me of the feeling of drinking after a long day of work, but without any of the risks associated with alcohol. This product does (almost) exactly that. It tastes enough like a whiskey to enjoy with just a little ice and to forget that it is not liquor in my hand, but a harmless substitute. That said, I personally appreciate the burn of alcohol. This product delivers zero burn, and thus doesn't really feel like drinking whiskey without a little modification. I find that spices such as red pepper (and the stuff used in products like Ritual's tequila) do a poor job as those linger in a way unlike ethanol. But I find that some ginger extract helps to roughly approximate the alcohol burn that I still love. So I always mix a bit of that in my drink. Wonderful product. I hope whiskey substitutes like this one continue to be produced. Perhaps one day we'll get one that gives the same sort of bite that alcohol does . But until then, this is will be my standby.

Very close to the real thing.

It doesn't taste like whiskey at all. I would never buy again. I don't even know what to do with this.? Maybe it will clean my sink drain. Yuck!! And the price is ridiculous.