Sub_Urban RIOT The Dick Towel

This towel is much better quality than I had expected. It feels plush (OK, not as plush as the finest hotel towels, but still very good), the print quality is very good, and -- most of all -- it's HUGE! (And I don't mean one of the three illustrations.) My friend with the 40-inch waist tried this towel on for size, and it wrapped all the way around him, and overlapped generously in front by about 1/3 the width of the towel. It's one of the biggest towels I've ever seen. If you like the subject matter -- buy it!And here's how to wear it. Carry it around limp. Find an audience. Walk in front of them, and fairly quickly pull the towel around your waist with the middle -- buns -- section now covering your buns. Wiggle, and attract attention. Wrap the two other illustrations around to the front (where they belong) wrapping your midsection with the smaller equipment (ahem) on top. Turn around and say, "And it's anatomically correct, too!" Then look down and pretend to be surprised by how small the equipment is. Open up the front of the towel on both sides (hopefully you're commando underneath so your audience may get a glimpse of the real thing) and then re-wrap with the LARGE equipment on top. Look down again, smile, and say, "That's MUCH more accurate!"Guaranteed to get a laugh!

Nervously gave this to my father in law for Christmas hoping it would get a chuckle or perhaps spark room clearing holiday argument. It crushed! The whole house was belly laughing! This has already been the focal point of several questionable poses on group texts amongst his golf buddies. This summer should definitely be interesting around the pool.

I knocked it down a star because the towel isn't of the greatest quality. It's quite thin and doesn't seem to be too absorbent. That said, I am still thrilled with my purchase. This towel is absolutely hilarious! I've read that people have had issues getting the front and back to properly line up when they wrap it around their waist. I have not experienced this. A few people I know have tried it out and everything lined up perfectly :-DI'm pretty sure everyone who tried it has a waist size between 30" and 34", so the towel should work for a large percentage of people. I'm not sure how it would line up on larger sizes.

I was actually impressed with the quality of the towel for the price. It wasn't scratchy or uber thin like most plain, cheap towels are, and the printing is nice. I cant wait to see the look on my guys face when he sees it on x-mas morning! I can, however, live without picking it up off the floor or bed when he's done using it!

Towel looks good, for what it is. Kind of expensive for a gag gift, the quality of the towel isn't really something that is going to be used so it really is only meant for a gag or maybe as something to lay on at the beach or the park...but that would be pretty odd.

Good towel, and way better joke. Everybody loves this thing. I take it everywhere...appropriate. The towel is a little large for me so it is challenging to get it to perfectly line up

Got for my boyfriend as a gag gift. He loves showing it off! He cant wait to go to the beach this summer with it! I have a feeling were gonna get kicked out of our hotel pool already lol

Love the towl, always gets attention.