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product_id: 99972079
title: "CS390 Sweet Dreams are made of cheese who am i to dis a brie? Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Gifts for Foodie Men Women Friend | Drink Mat"
brand: "kruzroyal"
price: "₨5113"
currency: LKR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 7
url: https://www.desertcart.lk/products/99972079-cs390-sweet-dreams-are-made-of-cheese-who-am-i
store_origin: LK
region: Sri Lanka
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# Glossy wipe-clean finish 9cm x 9cm perfect size Durable rigid MDF wood CS390 Sweet Dreams are made of cheese who am i to dis a brie? Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Gifts for Foodie Men Women Friend | Drink Mat

**Brand:** kruzroyal
**Price:** ₨5113
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🧀 Elevate your drink game with the ultimate cheese lover’s coaster!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** CS390 Sweet Dreams are made of cheese who am i to dis a brie? Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Gifts for Foodie Men Women Friend | Drink Mat by kruzroyal
- **How much does it cost?** ₨5113 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.lk](https://www.desertcart.lk/products/99972079-cs390-sweet-dreams-are-made-of-cheese-who-am-i)

## Best For

- kruzroyal enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted kruzroyal brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Compact & Stylish:** 9cm x 9cm coaster fits seamlessly on desks, bars, and coffee tables
- • **Effortless Clean-Up:** High-gloss surface wipes clean in seconds—no stains, no fuss
- • **Cheese Lover’s Anthem:** Iconic pun that sparks laughs & connection at every sip
- • **Perfect Gift for Foodies:** A witty, memorable present that guarantees smiles and FOMO at any gathering
- • **Built to Last Like Aged Cheddar:** Premium rigid MDF wood, not flimsy cork, for long-term durability

## Overview

The Kruzroyal Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese coaster is a 9cm x 9cm high-quality MDF wood drink mat featuring a witty cheese pun. Designed for durability and easy cleaning with a glossy finish, it’s the perfect gift for foodies and a stylish, functional addition to any home bar or kitchen.

## Description

Do you believe that a cheeseboard is a perfectly acceptable dinner? Do you get a thrill from discovering a new, obscure Wensleydale? Do you hear a certain 80s pop anthem and find yourself singing a different, more dairy-focused lyric?If so, you are a true connoisseur. A visionary. You understand that cheese isn't just a food; it's a way of life. And every way of life deserves its own anthem.Introducing the Kruzroyal Cheese Lover's Coaster – The Unofficial Anthem of Dairy Devotees.This isn't just a coaster. It's a confession. It’s a hilarious, musically-inspired tribute to the food that makes everything better. It belts out the chorus that has been in your heart all along:"Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese, who am I to dis a Brie?"It’s a badge of honour for the cheese obsessed. Place your glass of wine or cup of tea upon it and feel the rhythm. The cheesy, glorious rhythm.Imagine the Scene:It's the centrepiece of your wine and cheese night, getting a huge laugh from all your friends.It’s the gift that makes your foodie friend cry with laughter on their birthday.It’s on your desk, a silent, cheesy inspiration to get you through the day.A Quality Build That’s Anything But CheesyA pun this good deserves a coaster that's made to last.Excellent quality gift coaster: A premium product for a person with excellent taste.High quality rigid and long lasting MDF coaster (not weak cork): As dependable as a good, strong cheddar.Easy wipe clean glossy finish: Because sometimes, a bit of chutney can go astray.Package Quantity = 1 Coaster Only: One perfect, profound piece of poetry.Approx. Measurements: 9 cm x 9 cm: The ideal size for any table.Travel the world and the seven seas... everybody's looking for stilton.Add this legendary coaster to your basket. You know you want to.  Kruzroyal Logo is a trademark of KT International Ltd Registered in England. The unauthorised use, disclosure or copying of this product design or any information is strictly prohibited. Trademark no UK00003240989.

## Features

- 🧀 THE ULTIMATE ANTHEM FOR CHEESE LOVERS: For the person whose dreams are made of dairy. This coaster features the legendary, lyrical pun: "Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese, who am I to dis a Brie?" It’s the perfect, witty tribute to all things cheesy.
- 🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR A FOODIE: Searching for a gift for the person who loves a good cheeseboard? This is it! An ideal present for a friend, colleague, dad, or mum with a great sense of humour. A guaranteed laugh for a birthday, a housewarming, or as a gouda-quality stocking filler.
- 💪 AS SOLID AS A BLOCK OF CHEDDAR: This coaster is built to last through countless wine and cheese nights. Crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), it’s tough, durable, and ready to protect your surfaces with unwavering reliability.
- ✨ WIPE-CLEAN FOR CHEESY MISHAPS: Whether it's a splash of red wine or a stray crumb of Stilton, this coaster is easy to clean. The flawless, high-gloss finish wipes clean in seconds, leaving it looking pristine and ready for the next course.
- 🇬🇧 A BRIE-LLIANT ADDITION TO ANY TABLE: Perfectly sized at 9cm x 9cm, this coaster is a hilarious statement piece for any kitchen counter, coffee table, or home bar. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to celebrate the greatest food on earth.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Brand | Kruzroyal |
| Colour | Red |
| Diameter | 9 Centimetres |
| Material | Wood |
| Item Weight | 20 g |

## Product Details

- **Colour:** Red
- **Material:** Wood
- **Brand:** Kruzroyal
- **Shape:** Square
- **Product care instructions:** Dry Clean Only

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Exactly what it says in the description
  

*by M***T on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 22 August 2023*

Brought for a co workers leaving present she loved it product exactly as advised

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Great novelty gift
  

*by P***N on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 7 July 2023*

Loved the concept and colours on this coffe/tea mat

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Perfect gift for a cheese lover
  

*by S***E on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 21 June 2023*

Brought this as a gift for my cheese mad daughter she absolutely loved it.

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*Last updated: 2026-03-04*