K**B
These Grey Socks are what’s up...
Who has grey socks? Not anyone you know, cause you have grey socks and now you’ll always know what ones are yours.See for example you get home from work/class/wherever, and your roommate Doug... well, he’s in the kitchen... making the last hot pocket.... and wearing YOUR socks.Ok so what do you do???Say something like:“Hey man I know you’ve been treating those warts... (by the way they look much better)”.“but ya since you haven’t done laundry basically ever, I gotta be clear, stop stealing my socks!”“.....and my hot pockets”But Doug insists that’s not the case.You don’t know Doug’s LIFE..... and now you’re outta food, outta socks, you end up getting warts on your feet.they’re painful, you miss work cause you can’t walk. you get fired.You’re broke, your significant other ends up leaving you for Doug! ...Of all people.And you cry.OR!!!!!!!!!!You get the GREY Socks..You come home from work, see ol’ Doug warming up YOUR last hot pocket, wearing YOUR GREY SOCKS.—— BUT! This time you call him out! —-“ Doug! I know you best NOT be wearing MY grey socks with those Nasty crank daddy feet of yours!”“Especially since I KNOW I’m the ONLY person up in here that’s got the grey!”***Doug is frozen with fear, he’s been caught! He’s scared, a bead of sweat starts to come down his forehead, as he mumbles and wrings his hands anxiously, thinking of what to say to say to save himself *****You interrupt the mumbling with a scoff, and head towards your room* “that’s what I thought” you say.*** The microwave Dings just you’re walking through the kitchen, perfect timing***You snatch up that tasty Hotpocket that’s rightfully yours...just in time and for a moment, everything is right and just in the world.You then exit with a flawless MJ Spin, complete with the croch grab directed at Doug.*He trembles with fear and jealousy at your sweet dance moves, and audibly curses his wart riddled feet, shaking his fists in the air.*The next day :You get up, There’s a brand new box of hot pockets in the freezer, a printed amazon receipt on the counter, with a sorry note.Doug got you some new ones.You wear them, you end up making all your wildest dreams come true.
D**P
This sock is DANGEROUS
These black socks have rocked my previously white socks off. And if my socks were going to get blown off, i'm glad that these socks were the ones to do it. They were not pushy like other socks, they just slipped themselves on and BAM! Suddenly I feel like i'm 7 years deep in a loving committed relationship with nothing but good times ahead.My life if so much better now with these black socks on my feet. once my shoes come off, anyone in the same room immediately has their socks blown off....socks ...I do love me some black sock footed goodness, and boy to these socks fit the bill. i mean their black, AND socks!?!?I just love big black socks. Who's with me? Amanda Bynes? And the fact that I can get all the big black socks i want delivered to my door step?!?! HEAVEN! I have more blacks socks in my bedroom now than i know what to do with. and when my friends try and hold another one of their little interventions... I just throw a hand full of used up black socks right in their stunned faces.Thank you Amazon for making the 92 year old pre pubescent albino post-op tyranny a happy human!
C**N
Nice Sox
Used these all Winter long so far and they have been terrific.
E**N
These are great cushion high socks, even great for sports!
I play basketball about 4 days a week and these socks are perfect for any intense exercise, sports, or day-to-day wear. I have been using these socks for a while and they are showing no sign of tearing or ripping.They feel great in my gym basketball shoes and I feel like I have the right amount of cushion, without going overboard. What I mean by that is, I have other pairs of socks that are too thick and I can't really move well in them when I play basketball because I can't really feel my feet inside my shoes. I wasn't getting the feedback I needed.These socks have the correct balance of cushion, yet the socks are not overly thick to the point where your feet couldn't breathe.And for the price/value.. it's a steal. I bought two packs right away and I'll be buying 2-3 more packs very soon.I've used so many socks from different brand names and these are it for me. I love them. If you are looking for low-cut/ankle socks, Hanes has those too.
P**N
Socks are socks? These are better than expected
The description touted their comfort, and I was a bit skeptical, but I have to say that they're pretty darned comfy, and so far so durable. I use them as casual dress and for the gym. They're a bit thick as a dress sock, but you could use them in the winter for that.
V**N
Durable but linty!
Every few years, I throw out all of my long black socks and purchase a dozen new pair. It makes matching easy. The last time I did this was probably in about 2007-2008 and I bought these socks. They lasted until the end of 2011 and slowly tore,accidentally got bleached, or lost.I gladly made a purchase of 12 new ones. They are nice and comfortable and wear more like a traditional athletic crew sock than a dress sock, which is actually how I use mine. One thing that I forgot is how much black lint will be all over your feet and therefore, your house for months. I have to walk into the bathtub and remove them and rinse my feet as soon as I get home. I then wash them inside out so that the lint will be gradually removed. Over time, they will stop producing lint but it takes a while.But hey, they are inexpensive Hanes socks and will last 5 days a week for 3-4 years.
G**R
Durable socks
I've bought Hanes socks before. I find them to hold up better than some other brands.
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